technical difficulties

So, in case you hadn't noticed, not EVERYTHING is up and running quite how it should be just yet, but have no fear! I'm doing my darndest to sort it all out. But, hey if you've got any web experience and think you could help out, that'd be great! In particular I have NO idea why the date stamps to the left there aren't working, and I can't seem to sort through the code to even figure out how to take them out altogether. Blargh! It's killing me! It's my kraken and kraken's suck (this is a widely acknowledged fact.) Any ideas?